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Archive Post · Originally posted February 23, 2009

The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island
Si muchos pensaron que este post iba a ser sobre Lost o una seguidilla al post "Castaguay" le pifiaron. Si tiene que ver con un personaje que Martin menciono en su post "Mini Pelis (1/2)".

Andy Samberg. Un groso de SNL que hizo una peli muy graciosa llamada "Hot Rod" donde interpreta un daredevil como "Evel Knivel". Aca les dejo una de las partes mas graciosas cuando introduce a la chica que le gusta a su grupo de amigos.

Bueno, el tema es que Andy Samberg y su banda de amigos tienen una troupe comica. Su nombre "The Lonely Island". En el 2005 Andy entro en SNL y llevo a sus dos amigos para que sean los guionistas. Alli empezaro a hacer estragos. Uno de los momentos mas recordados es cuando hicieron un sketch con Justin Timberlake llamado "Dick in a box". Aca el video

Hace un par de semanas el trio, saco un album completo, donde obvio incluyen "Dick in a box". Pero tienen otros dos temas que no solo son super graciosos sino que ademas estan producidos de la puta madre.

Aca los videos.

I'm on a boat

Jizz in my pants

El album completo lo pueden comprar en iTunes.

El album ademas incluye un tema llamado "Incredibad" que cuenta la historia de porque el album se llama como se llama. Aca les dejo la letra porque no tiene desperdicio.

Noow let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school were it all began Three bad lil kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen straight acting a fool Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same Till one faithful after when everything changed One day playing punch out up in kiv's room The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke Yo your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke Yo lets go check this out man, oh what was that? oh I bet lets go All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement Yo what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside He said, " I'm from mars and I come in peace, I have something to ask and it's not discrete There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it But were just thirteen man what can we do Umm, how should I put this I think we should screw - what? On my home planet we can no longer breed I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex Man I'm a virgin, we all all bet I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes Ah, what should we do now it's spreading it's thighs You'll be heroes in my planet But why us three? You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me Yo should we do it? man I dunno know, yo I say we put it to a vote All in favor say I, "I" Ok we're in, - cool Who should go first? I have three depositories to capture your burst Wait so at the same time? yeah that's what I was thinking Here some whine coolers lets get you boys drinking We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy Then took our positions and started getting frisky One in the front and two in the back Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap Keep humping away my wife and family thank you I'm about to explode yo son me too Three way climax! best friends forever What a pleasure to lost our virginities together - yeah Andy Jorm Akiv you've saved my race Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space We looked at each other, didn't have to talk Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth Your wish is granted and thanks again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad

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